Let me give you a piece of advice. If you are going to court, particularly if you are going on a drug charge, DO NOT wear this stuff to court.
I know you are fighting the urge to be particularly clever, and I totally understand that you are in a free country. The problem is that the judge does not have your witty sense of humor and you therefore look like an idiot. Be particularly careful about this choice when you are actually going to be sentenced. The judge will probably not be pleased to know that rehab is for quitters when you ask to go to a treatment program instead of jail.
